“We barely got through our new song.
It was a real train-wreck,” a visibly shaken worship leader/prophet told us while sipping a latte macchiato in the church cafe after service while wearing his latest outfit from Michael Jackson's tailor.
Just as the song, "Glory to the Lamb" reached its climax, a loud pop emanated from the 1600-watt machine positioned just in front of the Plexiglas pulpit.
The device sputtered to a halt and ceased pumping out 30,000 cubic feet of water-based fog per minute into the venue.
Onlookers said it totally and instantly killed their personal worship experience.
“It was horrific,” one parishioner recalled.
“One moment I was caught up in the Spirit, worshiping the living God of all creation before His throne, and the next I was brought plummeting back down to earth.
The mood was ruined.”
The church has ordered a full inspection of the remaining five fog machines as well as the laser light controllers as a preventative measure.
“We’re not losing the Holy Spirit again, not on my watch anyway,” the worship leader/prophet declared.
“We’re a strong group on a life journey together.
We’ll pick ourselves up and grow from this tragedy.”
At press time, the church is discussing a possible name change to help the flock move on.
Videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBbV-SfFwZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RJBd8zE48A
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